Proposal for Public Art
Step 1: Propose to install, as public art, a sculpture in a public place, such as a plaza or a train platform.
Step 2: The sculpture is a pit-trap.
Step 3: If objections are raised, note that anyone paying attention will easily be able to avoid the trap.
Step 4: If further objections are raised, by way of concession, agree not to poison the sharpened sticks at bottom of sculptural-pit-trap.